Miscellaneous: Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from...

By Crippled - 27/12/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

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You deserved it 2 893

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 08:02 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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You deserved it 138

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 161

By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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You deserved it 285

By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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You deserved it 856

By emperor - 21/07/2009 05:38 - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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You deserved it 30 665

By knee pain - 09/12/2013 19:17 - United States

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

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You deserved it 4 034

By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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You deserved it 2 540

By norpedo - 17/05/2015 19:32 - United States - Cleveland

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML

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medfly 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:07

don't use it.

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:27

Better yet, put it up on a high ledge. "Run ******, run."

Comments

rachelxx 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:23

GTFO! OP someone gave you a gift, and you are whining about it. get over it you mardy, ungrateful, brat.

marc_with_a_c 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:24

Those exist? wow sucks. isnt there a way to disable the walking option?

lightburns 10

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:35

that is so awesome! I love your parents. Hint: don't hit snooze and you'll be fine ;)

peacockfeather 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:41

Heeeeeeeey I want one! Where'd your parents get it? What brand?:)

hot_mess88 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:46

Is it just me, or does this seem like some Harry Potter-land invention? It sounds really cool, though...

kevind23 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:53

CLOCKY!!!! I want one!

stratovariusftw 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:19

jeez, you life is so ******. a friendly tip, just dont plug the ******* clock in.

penisface69 17

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:36

how is this an fml? Just dont use it. tard

DrPluton 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:07

Through years of doing it, I am unable to use the snooze button on an alarm clock. I automatically turn it off and (if needed) change the time forward to my desired wake-up time.