By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 17:06 - United States

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Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
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Iamnotmyself 17

We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

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skatingalyy 0

um...wow. that's...interesting. sorry about the divorce though op! :(

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Calyx_fml 21

If she got one earlier she might still be married.

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ndhin831 2

Maybe if she'd tamed that jungle earlier she wouldn't be getting divorced?

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22cute 17

Umm..maybe she wanted the divorce? Maybe that's why she's celebrating? Maybe OPs Dad was neglecting her in a multitude of ways? (maybe you're a sexist pig for not seeing the obvious)

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marpay 11

How would you know if it's a jungle? Your hair doesn't have to be super long to get waxed. She was just doing it for herself for once not her husband that could be why she celebrated.

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cabbitt 0

Is her lady area now red, white, and blue?

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squid93 9

Damn, another bush bites the dust, too bad! I dont mind women with a bush, but I would still like to see the declaration and possibly sign it too!

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h0tc0ffey 5

Classy that I posted this yesterday, but it was denied. So you, because you are unoriginal, took my real life experience and reworded it after seeing it on the moderation section. Bravo?

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thatdesertdude 7

I fail to see the problem with this.....

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auddylynne 0

That's embarrassing

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jobsman99 0

I love a gal with a bikini wax. send her my way.

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mpclaw 3

And the reason you have this information is?

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