By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 17:06 - United States

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Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
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Iamnotmyself 17

We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

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omgthatsosuppera 4

she's just airing it out hahaha

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divadro102 16

So she kept the beast entangled during the drought ready for escape

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mistersheezy 7

She needs to make room for new hancock

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2ndSucks 15

I hope the actual wax wasn't done in public. You have to get in all kinds of crazy poses for that.. Not that her future suitors would've minded.

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thissucksfmll 0

What's so bad about getting rid of your pubbs?

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crushedone 7

"Publicly celebrate"?? Did she go streaking through the neighborhood afterwards??

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maskedman 9

I thought it said, "pubicly celebrate" at first. Pubicly is not a word but I believe it fits this situation.

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HolyHandGrenade 4

A celebratory wax is definately comparable to the document that made the US a country.

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TheSithAssassin 15

Sounds like she stopped maintaining herself for your Dad. I feel sorry for him.

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perdix 29

I think you mean "pubicly" celebrating.

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scottgeo 0

At least her rebound guy will have a clean slate to work with.

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