By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

With an actual bullet? Or something like a BB gun?

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fsomelife 26

Bazooka. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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it__happens 17

What a lovely birthday present! Did you return the favor?

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mete_orito 34

This FML is so confusing. How come OP get shot?

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cakefete2 30

It's because his parents either have really bad or really good aim.

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't pick on Rednecks. I know a lot of suburbanites who have accidentally shot their kids (some on purpose too).

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Enslaved 36

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, outrun my gun."

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kulebro13 5

I can't believe how well that song fit with this occasion. Well done, fine sir.

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PoptartsKid 13

How can they "think it would be a great surprise" if it was accidental?

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cakefete2 30

One of those statements has to be false, and since I'm sure OP was surprised to be shot... On a completely unrelated side note, OP might need to increase security for their next birthday party.

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alicat13 12

How do you choose o accidently shot someone? That is premeditated! Charge them with attepted murder.

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EXOPH 8

Dont get why youre getting downvoted...Agree with you

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conman531 23

His grammar sucks that's partly why

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AmexBlack 24

Also, call me old fashioned or devoutly loyal - but I would never purposefully have any of my family put into jail or charged with a crime at my account... They're family at the end of the day! Regardless of what they do -.- You can choose you're friends but you can't choose you're family...

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cakefete2 30

Simple. The spelling is so bad it should be "accidentally" shot in the leg.

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bfsd42 20

Get your parents put in jail for a long time??? Anyone who would do that us rather stupid.

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RedPillSucks 31

Shooting someone in the knee would probably not draw the attempted murder charge.

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Pat_Tricksta 13

If my family shot me in the leg ON PURPOSE, I wouldn't care if they're family, they are going to jail. I know OPs parents did it on accident so it's different, just replying to your comment

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whenitdidhappen 14

what happened to the good ol' SURPRISE! and singing "happy birthday"?!.

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kasmol 16

Perhaps they shot you because of boring, pointless stories like this. Just be glad their aim isn't better.

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Rayth 19

This needs a follow up. We need to know what you was shot with.

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Vanshikap 24

Haha at least you have a good story to tell now OP.anyway,happy birthday. also,cn we plz have a follow up?

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rs89 20

One of the hazards of having awesome parents! Happy birthday, now you can cross it off the "crazy things to do" list.

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