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By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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By sounds good mom - 14/06/2016 15:23 - United States - Katy

Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Kevin - 10/03/2010 08:39 - Canada

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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moonlight970 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:26

Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.

NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:32

Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.

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wendyleong 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:23

This is sucks!

fizzypop14 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:40

No because then why would they take the car away too?

justbigbs 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:09

sounds like a complete package deal : )

poseidon1 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:37

da ****'s wrong with them?

Darklord53 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:54

Dude, go get your shit back. Smack your mom, knock your dad out, and tell them she was a ***** and you hate her.

jhsmith22 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:07

Tell em your gay...that will patch things up!

ih82bl8 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:32

And if she dust wanna get back together?

thejedi08 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:01

what are you waiting for? get back with her!!!

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:23

You are in negotiations. Ask them to chuck in some cash and a holiday and they've got a deal.

cajunkid 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:34

I agree go ps3

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Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

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Today, I'm working while my husband is the stay at home parent. The house is spotless, our baby girl is happy, and he's never been happier. When I stayed at home, I could never keep the house tidy, and she cried constantly. How does he do it? No matter how we do it, I'm always the one who's tired and miserable. FML

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