Love: Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all...

By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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You deserved it 5 359

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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You deserved it 633

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

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You deserved it 6 600

By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

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I agree, your life sucks 72 682

You deserved it 4 086

By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 765

You deserved it 3 771

By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 109

You deserved it 8 711

By Kevin - 10/03/2010 08:39 - Canada

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 485

You deserved it 2 804

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 086

You deserved it 222

moonlight970 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:26

Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.

NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:32

Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.

Comments

stephan18 23

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:04

Not really, this is a pretty ordinary FML. I've read worse and you must have too, the one before this FML deserves a wtF

SpruceDread4578 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:13

35 you're really stupid. Nothing here indicates he is spoiled. Shit he might even have a job.

MainPrism 16

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:15

I kno how u feel man i wz once kicked out 4 breaking up w my gf lmao

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:46

You didnt live with her parents @ the time, did you? Because then that would make sense. Guess it depends on why you broke up with her....

theten_fml 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:15

47 knows that. Damn I don't even know what to say, that's messed up. He's right, be a man and stand up for yourself or get yourself a boyfriend with a car, tv, and xbox.