Miscellaneous: Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone....

By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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You deserved it 80 660

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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You deserved it 6 360

By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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You deserved it 5 378

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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You deserved it 127 820

By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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You deserved it 72 715

By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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You deserved it 7 005

By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 244

By scheisse - 14/07/2013 21:25 - Germany - Herne

Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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You deserved it 67 516

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 472

JumbledGirl 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:04

Aww.... You forgot to break things...

natsaysheyyy 16

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:06

Uhhm... No one puts up party decorations for an actual party...

Comments

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:30

Party decoration?...no...weed vodka yeah.

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:32

Your parents already know you are a loser! Why do you think they felt safe leaving you home alone? (Also, why didn't they take you on their trip? (Answer: you're a loser) ) Your choice of decorations shows that you are a loser. A non-loser party would have used condoms, panties, carpet stains and some vomit stench as the residue.

hellbilly205 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:57

Its gotta be the chatroom troll that has no life

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 25 April 2012 9:02

^Except Mr. Troll is from Poland. This OP is from the U.S.

toxic0n 1

Wednesday 25 April 2012 9:40

Wow this is actually quite sad if true. :( FYL

hellbilly205 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 10:39

Eh still it was worth a try but i got defeated on a reference from an earlier FML it happens

Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 25 April 2012 13:55

You guys totally didn't get it.... He left the thread wide open for people to add on too... Aaaannndd...... Alcohol, lots, and lots of alcohol.

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 April 2012 14:15

#51, Haha! The joke is on you, my mom doesn't even have a basement! I live in her backyard tool shed. Big difference, huh, wise guy?!?! And my dong is ordinary-sized ;)

hellbilly205 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:25

I was talking about about OP perdix lol not you

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 April 2012 22:49

#137, oops, I misunderstood. Well, then, everyone can go back to believing my dong is enormous;)

hellbilly205 17

Thursday 26 April 2012 1:00

Its okay by the thumbs down on my original comment i would say you were not the only one who was confused. Lol and ofcourse you have a big dong well atleast that's uh what i've heard.

Fonze13 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:35

Why not just throw a real party it no that hard even if you are a loser I'm pretty sure people will come just invite the right people......

stepht91 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:39

Now you just need a tiger in the bathroom and a mike tyson tattoo on your face...they wont think your a loser then...

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:40

You only proved one thing...you ARE indeed a loser, but ONLY because you (1):tried to fake a party & (2): you posted it here on FML for everyone reading it to KNOW you're a loser. Get a grip. Don't throw parties (real or fake) until you have your own place & are @ least 21...totally not cool to have an unauthorized party in your parent's house... (only losers do that anyway, they just don't realize that they are)

hellbilly205 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:44

That must have been some party...

metalflower01 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:44

I'm pretty sure the douche bags that are cool for having underage parties in high school are usually the losers instead of the people who keep to themselves or are nerdy. Most of the time the nerd ends up on top, while the cool kids end up alcoholics with minimum waged incomes. Be proud of it. Unless your family thinks you're a loser because you are a loner and can't pass remedial courses in school or you're 32 and living in their basement.

06dopey 8

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:46

YDI for having streamers, balloons, and confetti. how old are you? 7?

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:20

Hey, balloons and confetti are ******* awesome! Don't diss them.

ImDaBes 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:46

You went through all the setup (and I assume cleanup) that's the hardest part of throwing a party. You should have just thrown a real one instead. Instead you've confirmed here on FML that you are a loser.