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Your parents already know you are a loser! Why do you think they felt safe leaving you home alone? (Also, why didn't they take you on their trip? (Answer: you're a loser) ) Your choice of decorations shows that you are a loser. A non-loser party would have used condoms, panties, carpet stains and some vomit stench as the residue.
^Except Mr. Troll is from Poland. This OP is from the U.S.
Wow this is actually quite sad if true. :( FYL
Now you just need a tiger in the bathroom and a mike tyson tattoo on your face...they wont think your a loser then...
You only proved one thing...you ARE indeed a loser, but ONLY because you (1):tried to fake a party & (2): you posted it here on FML for everyone reading it to KNOW you're a loser. Get a grip. Don't throw parties (real or fake) until you have your own place & are @ least 21...totally not cool to have an unauthorized party in your parent's house... (only losers do that anyway, they just don't realize that they are)
I'm pretty sure the douche bags that are cool for having underage parties in high school are usually the losers instead of the people who keep to themselves or are nerdy. Most of the time the nerd ends up on top, while the cool kids end up alcoholics with minimum waged incomes. Be proud of it. Unless your family thinks you're a loser because you are a loner and can't pass remedial courses in school or you're 32 and living in their basement.
YDI for having streamers, balloons, and confetti. how old are you? 7?
Hey, balloons and confetti are ******* awesome! Don't diss them.
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Aww.... You forgot to break things...
Uhhm... No one puts up party decorations for an actual party...