By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
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natsaysheyyy 16

Uhhm... No one puts up party decorations for an actual party...

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Spectre529 12

Get out and socialize!! Be friendly!! I'm up for parties anytime =p

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sematariux 7

Yeah op get ahold of this ***** here, you'll be a winner in no time even with STDs

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Spectre529 12

**** you. All I said is I'm up for hanging out with people. Get your minds out of the gutters you 9 year olds

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OBUDDAYJOELPUTTY 12

Too much effort, plus your parents probably won't think any better of you when they get home.

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LSS_fml 18

All that effort for nothing? Use that energy for making friends instead (:

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plaguer 26

Just because you don't throw or attend parties doesn't mean you're a loser.

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berichsoon 11

Convince yourself that you are not a loser, nothing else would matter after that

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

do you make house calls?

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Ruffclue 9

Its about time you prove your parents wrong.

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Climaxx 11

Just because you throw parties while you're home alone doesn't make you a badass. Just means you were raised better then that :L

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Evie_fml 14

Omigod, why? Why would you do that? If your family think you're a loser, they aren't going to change their minds because of this. And really, if your own family thinks you're a loser, they aren't worth the time or effort it took to do this. Plus generally speaking the rule with secret parties is don't get caught!

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