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By forkmylife - 19/05/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

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Same thing different taste

I'm new to this, sorry

By Fifi - 01/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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Introvert struggles

By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By black_commet08 - 10/02/2010 05:11 - France

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

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Fork that

By SpooningLeadstoForking - 29/06/2017 00:00

Today, during my second day on the job, I ate pasta with a pen in the backroom. My old job provided plasticware, and it never occurred to me to pack a fork. FML

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By huwauw - 17/09/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

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Thanks Mom

By megangubler - 26/05/2014 22:34 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML

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Chair club

By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

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By leah_kascar - 22/08/2016 01:45 - United States - Hialeah

Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML

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By Killmenow - 30/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML

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Olovio 5

Friday 20 May 2011 1:17

Bet you can't wait for sporks!

W0 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:18

Fork your life!!

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619warrior281 5

Friday 20 May 2011 1:21

Your already great at spooning, now time to tackle the art of forking!

spazmattic 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:35

spooning leads to forking

allanaskye 0

Friday 20 May 2011 4:14

spooning leads to sucking

skyttlz 32

Friday 20 May 2011 7:09

spooning leads to forking. use condiments.

MsSoulReaper 27

Friday 20 May 2011 1:21

That seems so boring.. Be strong OP!

JustinThunder 8

Friday 20 May 2011 1:21

Why complain? Spoons are the best.

icyfire617 10

Friday 20 May 2011 2:30

sporks are better...

Zombieslayer1 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 7:04

I love your picture.

Big4ofThrash 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:21

I would definitely burp, fart, and scratch my ass with a fork.

qwert1994 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:25

I would find that hard to burp and fart by using a fork. Just saying.

HahaYDI 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:22

Nice username, OP.

doc_j 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:25

quit complaining and have a lil class

TheDrifter 23

Friday 20 May 2011 1:35

I guess they haven't gotten to the conversational courtesies yet. No fmling in class op.

quesidias 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:25

24- ur dog's cute :D

Pufferfish78 5

Friday 20 May 2011 1:26

Spooning may lead to forking! :)

bubblekitty 1

Friday 20 May 2011 1:26

then it goes on to knives

somewizdom 15

Friday 20 May 2011 1:27

A class on etiquette? Someone should Curb their Enthusiasm.

Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

Friday 20 May 2011 1:28

That sounds so thrilling, sign me up! :D

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Same thing different taste

I'm new to this, sorry

Introvert struggles

Fork that

Thanks Mom

Chair club

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