By forkmylife - 19/05/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
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Olovio 5

Bet you can't wait for sporks!

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Hotlanta 5

have you never heard of a spork before? only the greatest thing ever!!

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Crazy4Christ 0

who said it was private? and no they dont

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Of course it was private. Public funding would never go toward etiquette classes. I wouldn't expect you to understand that though. . .

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

. . .cuz ur probly one of those people who thinks the world will end on the 21st this month.

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LolMoqz 10

ok uhm. I have gone to both public and private school. im pretty sure neither of them would give a lecture on how to eat.

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HahaYDI 0

I went to a private school from grades 1-8. I had an etiquette class in fourth grade and another in fifth grade. Some schools do, it just depends.

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perdix 29

With the way China is taking over everything, knives and forks will become as useful as buggywhips and harpoons. You need to have an extensive seminar on chopsticks.

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slsrox1298 0

imagine the prissiness and properness of the loser that took that job :P lolz

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Crazy4Christ 0

haha don't even go there! I had a month long talk on etiquette at my school! yah... I don't do any of ot

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emerluvsu 6

*gasp* schools still have ettiquette talks?! Wtf! This isn't the Marie Antoinette time period here! And plus, our society has deteriorated so much that nobody uses ettiquette...how sad

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emerluvsu 6

Yes. Such poor spooning form nowadays. Its disappointing.

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logo79 0

When u get to knives, just stab yourself.

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joshswensoon15 0

whats next? sporks?

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