By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 21:57 - Egypt

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Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML
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aire101 16

You can in fact get pregnant while not being penetrated. Look it up. He must have had some awesome little swimmers though.

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perdix 29

Perhaps she went to an IVF clinic. Virgin birth is now technically possible!

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alex_gen 38

It takes a special kind of dumb ass to claim virginity in the face of obvious pregnancy. (In modern day, not biblical)

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mooseantlers 1

I'm gonna say this didn't happen and you're just trying to spark a religious debate.

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MidnaLink 33

Egypt has plenty of Gods, pick and choose!

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JunglePanfa 11

No, she doesn't think she '******' anyone, hence why she's claiming she's a virgin. I'm guessing you're referring to immaculate conception but that is not synonymous with having sex with God.

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jrn 14

It is possible....if she was raped... that doesn't technically count as losing your virginity

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strike2867 13

While I'm going to bet that to most people that does count as losing your virginity, although it is subjective, it is possible she was roofied...

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RedPillSucks 31

I was thinking this. If someone drugged her or had sex with her while she slept, I could see her thinking that. Especially if she's young and socially isolated

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boskone 1

I was going to say just this. Rohipnol (roofies) are popular for that use for a reason: they're a sedative, and cause amnesia for the period that the drug is active. So someone could have slipped her one. And that area of the world is not friendly to rape victims, so there may not be much likelyhood of any real investigation, if such is even possible at this time (I don't know anything about how long after detection rohipnol would be detectable in blood or urine, for instance). If available, a gene typing of the fetus--I think it can be done from amniotic fluid--might be helpful. I seem to recall that in the US a lot of rape is a family member; if that pattern holds it might narrow down the field of possible...male parents.

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ksks1234 33

Why is 47 getting thumbed down? I lost my virginity to rape, but I did not count that. OP's daughter could very well feel shame and guilt and has convinced herself she it never happened.

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grgnyce 8

The inaccurate conception!!!

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dcfox68 4

I'd say the "claiming innocence" ship has sailed. It's a bit late for denial.

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