By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 21:57 - Egypt

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Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML
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wolfstalker213 14

She may have gotten drunk or was unconscious when she did the do

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MikaylaW 4

Obviously all the lessons you taught didn't stick.

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an3ph 20

Hey, don't diss it! One gal claimed that, stuck to her story and started two religions.

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bitchbeserious 3

a girl can actually become pregnant without having sex. it's not very common but possible

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katiepda 11

the saying that sperm dies as soon as it hits air is a myth. she could have been heavily making out and they started taking off cloths and rubbing thier bodies together. he could have gotten pre-cum on her inner leg or came and it could have gotten all over her leg or clit. talk to your daughter. these things do happen.

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speckledots 29

I don't understand why everyone is thumbing down comments like this. It happens a lot more than people think. A simple Google search would prove it.

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whiskeey 14

Maybe this is the second coming of Christ

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Fmlsea 28

what if she was drugged she wouldn't really remember it, and that might explain why she thinks shes a virgin.

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psycheiris13 20

Wow, time for the talk with your daughter. Unless she's really telling the truth, which can happen but the chances are slim to none. Good luck in the future OP, and with your grand-baby.

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Smoxxii 17

Just saying- Abortion is an option. OP's daughter probably isn't ready for a baby yet... And maybe to ever reproduce...

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LanaRenee13 6

abortion may not be an option in egypt. I just really hope this girl's family isn't into honor killings.

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Stitcher 14

She could have been raped while unconscious, or masturbated with sperm on her hands. Have a long, calm talk with her about how this could have happened, before deciding what to do with the pregnancy. Good luck to you both :)

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