By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 21:57 - Egypt

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Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML
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gracehi 31

I find the time of year in which this happened an amusing coincidence.

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ComoEsJuan 24

I'm thinking someone just wanted to get a post in... What some people would do to get a moment of fame, Jesus Christ!

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Soloman212 28

She should be in labor on Christmas, not finding out. Still funny though, now you know where she got the inspiration for her defense.

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iShanny 13

Jesus wasn't actually born on December 25th so she's still good!

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Brenna19 5

Uh ya he was so don't go there

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Soloman212 28

Err, no he wasn't. Just as the quickest source that you may use as a springboard for further research; http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_Jesus#Day_of_birth

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gracehi 31

NOOOOOOOO!!! Don't have this stupid debate on my comment's thread! Jesus wasn't born on December 25th. Everyone older than 12 knows that. Also, everyone older than 12 doesn't give a shit. Okay? Now no fighting people! And Merry Christmas!

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cyttex 13

I'm going there 86 he was most likely born in or around April time but nobody has solid evidence, some say September.

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Sweetpea22 14

Historians believe he was born late spring/early summer. So you're wrong

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junkman6 22

Referencing Wikipedia, my aching brain.

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gracehi 31

*slaps 93 and 99 on the nose* No! Bad, FMLers! Bad! Bad!

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V688 12

To comment #21 I'd give up my Klondike bar to see what you wrote xD !

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Sweetpea22 14

*rubs nose* I am sorry #122

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gracehi 31

It's okay. Just let that be a lesson to you.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

All of these comment threads are so entertaining, but this one's the funniest! I love #122's 'slap on the nose' post the best!

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ibmike22 13

I guess internet **** is going a long way....

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Donavon4321 5

And her thinking she's still a virgin proves she will be a successful parent? Sorry OP think you'll be raising that grand baby more than her...

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magickitten 26

Well....your answers there - she doesn't think she's ****** anyone!

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KoolKidKarson 3

Stupid ignorant bitch. You had sex. Your not a virgin any more. **** yourself

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wolfygirl626 8

Hey OP...my mother got pregnant with me and she was a virgin! All she did was almost have sex with my biological father (he was about to enter her). Got the military medical records to prove it. Funny thing is, it was around this time she found out!

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touch_phobia 13

woah! if that is true... that's interesting

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speckledots 29

You don't need penetration to get pregnant. Messing around with bodily fluids is enough to do it. All it has to do is get on the wall and its a done deal. My friend had her baby and she was a virgin. Its not as uncommon as people think.

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weveallbeenthere 30

she's an idiot. I feel bad for you. now you have to raise another kid.

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IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7

there's been cases of people somehow getting preggers from situations other than sex. I've heard of women getting pregnant after getting off of water slides.

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glabberfasted 16

And you believed it?! Ha! Sperm has a time limit outside of the penis. After a certain amount of time it dies.

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lepke1979 1

Yeah...unless the end of the ride ended with sliding onto some guys penis, it doesn't work that way. While it is possible to get pregnant without penetration, the swimming pool or toilet seat way is bunk.

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UnicornFarts 15

It is possible only if the water slide was sperm and not water.

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RedPillSucks 31

That was one hell of a water slide. We're seamen involved?

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IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7

I didn't say I believed it. it was a bad example, and it was a joke, but seriously a girl can get pregnant from other methods.

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