By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.

I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T

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I hate vegetarians who think they are so superior and intolerant of carnivores. The only thing worse than vegetarians are vegans. The only thing you get out of eating only vegetables is pale skin and weird smelling farts. You have carte blanche to choke this asswipe.

brastafarian 0

if god didnt want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat :) make that bitch pay for it

We need an FML for stories that aren't made up.

ZeroCharisma 0

You're made out of meat too, genius.

meat is not murder, cattle populations are only here because we need them for meat and milk. Meat was an important co-factor for brain development in early human evolutional history. The cattle do not know any different, fair enough to be opposed to violent killings as seen in some religious slaughter rituals, but you'll find most slaughterhouses stun the animals before killing them so that they feel no pain and don't see what's coming. Vegetarianism should be a personal decision, ideas should not be forced onto other people. Well done vegetarian-man in this situation, very counter-productive throwing out $1000 worth of meat, now another cow has to be 'murdered', does that make you a murderer?

here is what you do. you handcuff each of your roomate's hands to a piece of furniture. you catch a pigeon and bring it infront of ur roomate then curbstomp it right infront of him. make sure the blood splats on his face. then say all slow motiony "youve been evicted bitch" and shove the dead bird down his throat until he chokes and dies. or something along the lines of that :)

I'd bet anything that this happened in Seattle

last time I checked, I'd rather stab myself in the leg with a fork than have to know the difference

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