Miscellaneous: Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw...

By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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katamaridamacy 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:45

I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.

o3o 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:48

I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T

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deathproof_fml 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 4:59

Things like this are why I hate vegetarians. They can't just do it themselves and be quiet about it, oh no. They ALWAYS have something to say/do to people who do eat meat. ******* assholes. I really hope you made your roomate pay for all of it, and then charge interest for being a douche.

Cromwellsandwich 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:12

Murder –noun 1. Law. the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law. Unless you're serving human flesh at the wedding, meat =/= murder.

xAy3x 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:35

use him to feed the guests... irony at it's best

R3nesmee 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:49

I agree with most people here, and what the hell, unless you JUST put it there and your roommate was on a trip and just came back, there is no logical reason they didn't know that the meat was FOR A WEDDING. Freaking Dumbass... Not you, your roommate. Geez... I feel very sorry for you. Your life is ******.

DontMindMe 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 6:01

FYL. Small claims lawsuit, OP. Do it. Also, cook your roomie a 'veggie' burger and give it to him. Let him know it's 100% beef once he's downed it, or at least taken a bite and questioned it.

abeals2 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 6:07

Kick his scrawny vegetarian ass, with a slab of meat!

feed_the_ducks 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 6:35

That's bullshit. I respect people who decide to be vegetarian but honestly, that doesn't give him the right to throw your food out.

psyco5000 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 6:40

Who ever made that comment to watch that vid at meat.org is retarded. I watched it and I still like eating meat. I love my meat! **** all u vegetarians.

Speedycat69 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 6:45

Your housemate is a total douche. What the hell is the point of getting rid of it if it's already DEAD?

cmac86 23

Thursday 24 September 2009 9:01

I am 99% agreeing with you, but part of me wants to say you eventually had it coming for rooming with a leaf head. vegitarians are weird and can't be trusted. case in point.