Miscellaneous: Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw...

By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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katamaridamacy 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:45

I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.

o3o 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:48

I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T

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MiakoSamuio 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 9:21

I'm a vegetarian, but I would never do that to someone What a douche >.

Glitchman_fml 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 10:32

I'd like to think I believe in nonviolence, but seriously, $1000 worth of food wasted for such an idiotic reason? Maybe it's because I HATE wasting food, but... You have every right to bring your roommate to court, sue his/her ass to oblivion, and then punch this ************ in the throat while shouting, "THIS IS WHAT REAL MUDER IS BITCH."

ZeroCharisma 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 19:09

For all of the people who say vegetarians are scrawny, that is simply untrue. That's like saying that all meat-eaters are unhealthy, fat slobs. I am vegetarian and have been since I was 13 years old and I am extremely healthy with excellent muscle tone. Vegetarians are weird and can't be trusted? What a ridiculous statement. It is impossible to judge a person based on his or her diet. Another thing- eating vegetables is not murder. Plants do not have a central nervous system, period. What your roommate did was stupid and inconsiderate, but he didn't do what he did because he's a vegetarian. He did it because he's an inconsiderate jerk. There's a distinction there. Every time a person who eats meat does something wrong or stupid, do you blame it on the fact that they had a steak for dinner?

KatyElyzza 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 19:13

That was a very dick thing to do. You should make him pay for it. How would he like it if you threw away all his vegan food?

theblondeglory 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:45

Sue his ass. You have a case.

dan81892 2

Thursday 24 September 2009 22:06

make him pay for it, and if he refuses, sue him. you'll get your money.

AaRL_fml 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 22:49

Just tell him you'll be eating at KFC from now on. That pisses them off big time.

DarthOphelia 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:00

Vegetarian for the Win! Maybe next time, be respectful and tell them that you will be housing meet in your refrigerator. I hate people like you. YDI

1stFail103163 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:08

Because, of corse, throwing the meat away brings the animals back to life. Didn't you know that? :P Your room-mate is a stupid dick. If it's your place, kick him out. Preferably by dumping him head first into a garbage can of meat.

turbogirl 0

Friday 25 September 2009 0:09

Housing meet? Hmm. What are they meeting for? To tell stupid people like you that we hate you too? People like you who are obviously are more concerned about what a person consumes rather than what kind of person they are, are a waste of time. What he did was wrong. You both have as much right to put whatever the hell you want in the fridge. Clearly, if he was that strongly vego, he'd of known when he moved in that his roommate was not, and thus if it was that disgusting to him - HE COULD GET THE **** OUT!

1stFail103163 0

Friday 25 September 2009 0:32

@DarthOphelia: So, according to you, the OP should rearrange his life to fit the sensitivities of his room-mate? Grow the **** up. People are different, have different opinions and have the right to live thier lives as they see fit as long as they don't infringe upon the rights of another. Him putting his food in the fridge is in no way opressing nor harming his room-mate. If he had a problem with it, he should have just bought his own damn fridge and moved on. But he instead acted like a child and wasted all that food. There are people who would KILL for just a scrap of it. And I'm sure you'd be a bit upset to if your room-mate threw out all your food and left a note saying "Food is murder. Stop eating and die, fat-ass." Because all your fruits, vegtables, and tofu is made of something that in some way, was once alive. Murderer.