Intimacy: Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity...

By wow - 08/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

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By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML

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By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By angelisa - 21/11/2015 14:54 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

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Froley 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:40

Just because she wants to make sure she's safe and you know what you're doing, you think she doesn't trust you? Be happy that she trusts you enough to take her virginity. YDI.

cabbitt 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:39

I don't trust you either.

Comments

GotALife 11

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:35

Look okay it'snot only you she shouldnt trust it's just evry guy, they just cant be trusted anymore....dont take it the wrong way but guys are NEVER prepared when it comes to sex

jonny2x4 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:59

Sounds more like she doesn't trust you to put it in the right hole.

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 10 November 2010 1:16

Hey that information could be useful to you in the future

daguy90 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 2:59

If she asked you that, she must have had some kind of reason to suspect that you didn't know how to put on a condom. You reaction to that question also suggests that you are probably a virgin yourself. Now, its OK to be a virgin, in fact, I would highly suggest you stay that way until you actually learn how to put on a condom.

diensthunds 8

Wednesday 10 November 2010 3:53

dump her you shouldn't date your cousin anyways

Houdeka 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:26

tie her up and put on the condom how you want. then take off her ball gag and **** her throat so hard she can't speak for a week. that should teach her not to question men.