By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
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plasticsmile42 2

Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!

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MainPrism 16

I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

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Rick_S 3

Oh, let me guess. Mr. I-not-a-waiter-I'm-an-actor doesn't want his job anymore?

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Emerald_86 0

Thats when you say" yes" when he comes back with it calmly stand up and punch him in the face make sure you break his nose, throw a napkin at him say " wipe your self off you're bleeding " take your soda and walk out :) .eh it sounds good But seriously no one should be treated like that .

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Quikraptor 8

Scenario A (FYL): The waiter doesn't like his job and is taking it out on innocent customers. Scenario B (YDI): The customer is bitchy about service even though the waiter is competent at his job.

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SimplyEerb 3

That's very unprofessional of him... must be having a bad day. But no reason to be insulting. Very rude

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CMorenita27 6

Gotta love someone who references Gabriel Iglesias....but still kinda mean. You're beautiful and don't forget it :)

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wyattshack 4

Wow what a rude bitch! You should talk to the manager

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15949058 4

What the ****? You should report him/her to their manager! Don't listen to anybody, you're beautiful in your own way!

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crazyaces89 7

I would complain to the manager and get their ass canned

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smydiwannafthata 5

Let me guess, I am not bitchi, I am on my PMS doesn't want a tip.

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