By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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supahnazi 0

ur saying that marriage is full of compromising but yet ur also saying that "its her body nd she can do what she wants with it." so apparently one of these groups has to b incorrect. and seriously, guys, u shuld "grow some balls" and stand up for urself sometime. sex is combining the 2, not just ALL about the woman.

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September_fox 2

Marrage isn't about always giving what your partner wants. It's about being a team and respecting each other. If she is uncomfortable with sex while she's pregnant he needs to respect that. It IS her body, and she DOES have the right to say no to sex if she doesn't want it regardless of the fact that they are married, and the same goes for him. There are a lot of things that should be open to compromise in a marriage, but being forced to have sex because your partner wants it is not one of them.

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zoezoe06 0

Did u tell her she's a moron????

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Jaxx66 21

she had the 'balls' to tell you? yeah buddy. YDI for being a prick as it is.

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ahahawut 1

your wife has balls?

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kyler754 0

Sorry to tell you op, your wife's retarded.

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stAterugby 0

you married the tard now you have to raise a baby with her... good job

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LifesLovelyRoses 4

if you have a double uterus you can get pregnant while pregnant. it's possible... but they wouldn't be twins.

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