By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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ddderppp 0

way to steal from reddit. I keep seeing this shit on here

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americanmade 0

I don't think you wife actually has ball.…

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n8tivepride 1

Thats what happens when u marry an idiot

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ashbashhh21 0

Fraternal Dizygotic Twins are possible for up to about a month. But 9 months? Really?

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elusivemuffin 0

Does she perhaps have two uteri? Hey it's possible.

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pikle101 0

Your wife is a dumbass! she can't get pregnant again, if she's currently pregnant. the body's hormones stop the reproductive cycle. she just doesn't want sex with you lol

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ymhbuckshot 0

sounds good. don't bitch.

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September_fox 2

They don't need "just cause." It's their body. "I don't want to" is cause enough. Cheating is still a dick move, especially cheating on your wife who is having your baby.

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