By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 801
You deserved it 12 450

Same thing different taste

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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

ADayToPierceTheV 0

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ABORT NOW!!! just in case the baby ends up with her intellect!!!

Your wife is a ******* moron. Too bad for her...I was super horny when I was pregnant.

The narwhal bacons at midnight, my friend.

sweet2u22 9

I wasn't aware humans had a nine month gestation period, thanks for sharing that.

krista2009 0

is she dumb? you can't get pregnant again once you already are duh! wow

i agree with #4 who would want to? shes ganna have mood swings. do you want your wifes nails in your balls for going to fast?

a_nutritionist 10

im not saying she has to sleep with him. im saying if someone refuses sex without a just cause for a long period of time then they shouldnt be surprised when they get cheated on.

For everyone saying she's an idiot, it depends how late it is in the pregnancy. It's uncommon but not totally impossible for a pregnant woman to ovulate in the first month of pregnancy. My mom was pregnant with identical twin girls and less than a month later, got pregnant with a baby boy. They were able to tell that the pregnancies occurred at separate times because of fetal development. But, if you're more than a month in, you shouldn't have any problems with any unfertilized eggs coming along.

BTW, it's her body, she can do what she wants with it, but yeah, try talking to her about it.

Omg she had the balls to tell you that? ****, she's lucky you don't knock her around, huh?