Intimacy: Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside...

By InTheDoghouse23 - 24/08/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML

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Squadoosh 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:40

How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:44

Lesson learned: Look before you grope

Comments

barca09 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:08

ur wife probably ****** the other man when they left the kitchen

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:22

Did you hit that pussy afterwords?

shortielove 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:28

I guess you can always become swingers! now, that would be a good time!

youngheart007 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:35

Best FML ever. Just loved it

Gixxer2k4 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:50

It happens!!!

p00p0ster0us 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:51

oops

okevino 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 8:56

bullshyt. this is fake.

CFR 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:01

*shakes head* Couldn't you recognise what your own wife was wearing? It would be grand to know that at least before trying to get at what's underneath. You horny bastard, you...

mikkel_natas 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:01

I have a hard time truly believing that you could really be that oblivious to whom you were groping... I think I have to call shenanigans on this one...