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Men would be nothing without women? Try the other way around as well to avoid sounding like a sexist feminazi.
Because so many men would rather be in the company of God than in the company of women........? Don't reference the Bible on FML, come on now.
Your comment is so deliciously ironic. Way to call someone else a bigot and then say something so idiotically misogynistic about men still being in paradise without women.
wow...another bible whiner who takes scripture literally... did it ever, one time even, cross your mind that the stories in the bible are just that? or do you believe in giants, too? don't you think that pehaps the bible was written with the intent of, oh, i don't know, just giving us stories with morals that give us a kind of guidline on how to lead good lives? people like you are the reason why I turned away from Catholocism. believing in god and jesus is great, don't get me wrong, i envy those a little bit with that kind of faith, but honestly, the literal interpretation of this book needs to be ended. maybe just take away from it what they tried to convey. love your neighbor, respect your parents, don't kill people, don't take shit that isn't yours, and the world will be just peachy. stop acting like there was a garden of eden and that adam was hoppin around when god said, that dude needs a friend. took him, and was like, here bro, this wont hurt a bit, and rips a piece of his ribcage off and makes eve from that. really? is that really how you think the human race was started? come on now. that's just ridiculous.and how'd you get on the topic of god anyway? OP was tryin to cop a feel of his wife and wasn't payin attention, and grabbed his buddies wife's rack instead. how do you leap from that to god? and, also, for the record, it's MY world. or...it will be. so STFU.
1st it isn't a woman's world now (men still hold more of the important positions in the world making it a man's world if anyone's... also we don't need to have one sex in control, having an equal balance would suffice) 2nd women have definitely played a large role in the development of society and many other things, but don't you think that its just a bit sexist to say that men have done absolutely nothing without women. If you honestly believe that then your stupid. Also learn to spell its without not withoutjt and woman's not woman. You don't really put up a good case for women when you sound illiterate...
stop being so sexist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the world NEEDS women people!!!!! we give birth. the human race would come to an end if we didnt reproduce. unless men can somehow find a way to get pregno and become gay so you can fall in love (if u want to) and reproduce, then good luck. but i doubt god is gonna do anything about it if u kill off every woman on the planet. and some people dont even believe in god. so... there.
#138 that is their only purpose. the reason that male bodies are so much different than females bodies is because the men were dessigned to get food while the female was created to watch over the household and get pregnant. Also at everyone that said men wouldn't last without women... If by some mysterious force every single woman on earth dissapeared we would cope. Science in this age is amazing. Pretty soon every couple would be two men and both could get pregnant. So **** women.
You f**king asshole, what gives you the right to say women are worthless?! You must be some middle aged jackass who's still living in the past, Men and Women are equal in a lot of places now. You know what, Never mind the world surving if all the women left, the world would be BETTER off without complete pieces of shit like you!
Next grab her ass
whooops!
I can't vote anymore. Darn
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How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.
Lesson learned: Look before you grope