Intimacy: Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside...

By InTheDoghouse23 - 24/08/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML

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Squadoosh 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:40

How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:44

Lesson learned: Look before you grope

Comments

jc21_fml 1

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:32

haha sooo.. was it nice? haha

aboutherr 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:32

HAHAHAHA...very funny...

Paulspacefdot 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:34

There's never a bad time to share a touch with your lover. There's neer a good time to share a touch with someone elses lover! Look at the bright side: you could have accidentally groped HIM!

iFruit 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:36

There's a time for everything, OP.

carmen89 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:48

HOW the **** do you manage to grab another womans tit? Did you see that what she was wearing was NOT what your wife was wearing that ENTIRE night? You pervert, I hope her husband cups you.

Starchild21 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:57

if her husband cupped him then that would get kinda gay

carmen89 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:12

well it could turn into a free for all! He already started this soon to be orgy..why not!

Starchild21 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:46

lol wow id feel really scared if i was ur boyfriend and drunk, who knows what would happen :P "why does my ass hurt??" lol

Starchild21 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:59

thats retarded, there are so many indicators to show whether its someone u know when u have sex (smell, breathing, the way they touch, etc) i think the women were caught cheating and made an excuse

freudianego 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:41

So... she was wearing exactly the same thing as your wife? Pretty big mistake. HOW CAN SHE SLAP? I'd hit her back. Fair is fair.

shootingstar8D 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:42

Ydi for groping

athos1237 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:50

Look before groping dude! Nice try attempting the boobage grab with company nearby, but fail on the execution. Thanks for the laugh, I appreciate it. Not a FYL, but funny anyway.