By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML
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A1BROS 4

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Time to strap-on your seatbelt and drive far, far away..

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24_7princess 7

Relax, it probably isn't even for you.

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jetsfan204 4

Turn off the a/c so you don't have shrinkage and maybe you won't have to wear something to fill her gap up

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ReannaRevolution 1

Ya' sure you're not Fifty Shades of Terrified? bun-um tsssst.

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HoneyGinger 7

Very kinky! Lol.

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silverstream20 20

This made me think of a Peanut joke from Jeff Dunham "Don't turn your back on him, unless you have the lotion" But in OP's case it's his wife so rather don't turn your back on HER.

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glengus 17

Apparently it only hurts the first few times

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