By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML
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A1BROS 4

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Time to strap-on your seatbelt and drive far, far away..

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imnotme333 7

You're either about to love sex a lot more OR find out why you shouldn't go too deep on her.

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decado 6

This needs a follow-up post from the OP.

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and_hufflepuff 5

idek wjat a strap on is so idk What to say

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kha_428 6

Just talk to her about it. We just bought one, at his request. I'm willing to try it for him because I love him. Anal feels greats to me, and I've heard it feels better for men, so why not.

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Merylwen 24

If he doesn't want to do it there nothing wrong with that. His body, his choice. No need to be so judgemental by saying that he either has to accept anything or it means he is "ashamed" or "not confident in his masculinity".

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Thunderstruck14 30

The only reason this should be an FML is if the OP has no say in what happens in the bedroom. If that's not the issue, then he should just talk to his wife and she should understand he's not into that. Some people like it and some people don't. Its not really a big deal, that's why you're supposed to TALK to your partner.

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wishgirl43 9

Hey maybe she's planning on inviting a female friend over..and getting real freaky

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