By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML
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A1BROS 4

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Time to strap-on your seatbelt and drive far, far away..

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Wakachulak 22

Terrified of what? Your wife pinning you down and having her way with you? Come on man...

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kalbrek009 20

You may, in fact, enjoy a good "pegging". Some say prostate stimulation can give a man an extreme ******...you won't know unless you're at least willing to try. It may spice up time in the bedroom.

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genolx722 5

swiggitty swooty she be commin for that booty

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ArgentumAurum 24

Hope it's not for you (if you know what I mean)

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mystical_mayham 5

sadly my ex asked me to let him do anal on me I popped off and said only if I can do it to you. and he always said no til one day he agreed so I stuck my ***** in his ass 3 days later out of the blue he left me... :(

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marramrammar 2

She is going to let you know what anal feels like, since you keep trying! LOL

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frontmanmike 14

It's actually awesome. Just be clean and use lube. I love a little prostate stimulation. Don't be a prude.

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goodylife101 2

Remember your safety word

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Ninjoj 3

Dig a ditch and hide the strap-on. Blame it on the dog and hide!

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