By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 05:18 - United States - Seattle

Spicy
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
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You deserved it 3 949
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lordtumbles 9

Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!

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zandalee 19

Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.

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zandalee 19

She is already... Busting up concrete & avoiding all eye contact.

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IsisChaos 1

That can be arranged... Hahaha

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s0ulslack 20

Put her fat ass out to the curb, dick runs shit... not pussy ;)

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MissMae93 23

Beg to differ. Your mother gave birth to you, therefore your "dick" could not, as you say, "run shit" without your mother's vaginal region doing it's thing first.

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menacingsprite 3

This kind of drivel only comes out of rapists.

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akou616 3

Bust her up on the concrete. Problem solved.

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linkinpark98 23

Just play some Marvin Gaye and show her the way to the bedroom that you've pre-lit with scented candles. She'll give in! No one can turn this down!

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brackaman 18

Tell that to the girl from the other fml. Her house burned for that very reason

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brandy1 5

Sounds like you need to either bust up your marriage or her pussy. Since the pussy is apparently out, looks like the marriage has got to go. Sorry OP.

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MissMae93 23

Yes, divorce is ALWAYS the answer since marriage means nothing in this day and age! Perhaps it's OP's fault that the wife is never in the mood?

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brandy1 5

Come on. Never in the mood. Why the hell is she still married to him if she's not attracted to him. She's probably a gold digger. He should dump her ass!

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raraisbang 12

95, you are either a child or have no respect for the sanctity of marriage. Really? Dump her? FYL for being so immature. It's highly likely that the reason OP isn't getting any is because of something he did. most women aren't so cold and cruel for no reason. Don't assume that just because she doesn't want to have sex with him that she's a piece of shit wife. For all you know she's had a horrible day and he hurt her feelings previous to her saying that.

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3rdbass 9

I guess she misunderstood. The expression is to cut a rug but ok.

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challan 19

I say, get a large concrete slab, put on a pair of sexy ripped jeans and boots (no shirt), grab a sledge hammer and get sexy sweaty in front of her. Doesn't work, treat her sweetly and romantically all day long, occasional pats on the ass and tossing out the compliments... Some women need 24 hour foreplay. Still doesn't work, you need to throw out an ultimatum of counseling or divorce. Until then... Grab the lube and go to town.

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sprinklecakes 4

I think there is more to the story. Like she had to finish the work around the house (busting up concrete for repairs or a remodel) and you wanted to have sex when she was busy.

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