By rileym797 - 17/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML
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lazorzpewpew 0

Generally, if you entrust your source of money to someone you believe they will practice restraint and won't go splurging. Clearly, he expected it to be so, but for whatever reason his wife decided it was a good idea to spend a bunch of money.

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darkmis1 17

Make her pay you ALL the money back........plus interest!

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Jaywin 3

******** whenever you want wherever you want for 5 years sounds like reasonable payback.

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mixedchick 0

marriage means you share everything but marriage is also based on trust that is inconsiderate because the amount is so high its not like $100 its 7,000! but im assuming you always let her use your credit card so its probably not her fault?

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diet_otaku 0

it's not about the cost, it's about the fact that he's paying so much money for a trip he didn't even get to go on. time to file for divorce!

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sooyeah17 0

Um that definitely sucks that she spent $7000 without telling you to begin with, but you have to remember that marriage means "what's yours is mine.." but you're right that she shouldn't have done that in the first place. Legal tip: divorce on the grounds that she spent a large amount of both of your funds without discussing it first, not on the face that she took your credit card without asking.

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aback 4

Better talk to a lawyer. Find out how much of your ass you're going to lose, and how to prevent that in the future.

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toyota_fml 0

take all her underwear and cut out the part between the legs best revenge and u would get a good laf out of it lol

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Check_Mate 0

So that his wife now has to spend yet more money to buy new underwear? Excellent plan. Also: laugh.

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genius_man16 0

Way to be married to someone you'd be happy having out of the house and call a "witch". You sound like you have a wonderful marriage.

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plexico 3

#53 It is totally awful! My life is one continuous FML, that's why I come here. Misery loves company. The most painful part of my marriage is the ongoing neglect that would not make a punchy FML. "Today, I came home from a great day of work. I came up with a great idea that will make my company very successful. My wife decided that telling me about her fight with the dry cleaner was more important. FML." That would not make it.

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lmmmr 0

Seriously? You think that your life is ****** because your wife wanted to share what happened in her day with you? Oh, you poor thing.

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jnic 0

Ugh. From what I've read in the replies... divorce the poor woman already and set her free, you obnoxious bastard. Boohoo if she talks first, you have the whole evening to blab on about your super important life.

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plexico 3

What the **** are you complaining about? You had time AWAY from your wife! I wouldn't pay quite that much for time away from the witch, but I'd enjoy it anyways!

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