By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

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Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.

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alfred07 18

I think you are within your rights to kick her out of the bedroom for a night.

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irishbohemian 0

I think you mean an indian burn. Either way ouch!

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Tritribaby 0

Ahh holy hell that sounds wicked painful!!! Srry OP but you must have done something to piss her off. If not, then she must Have anger problems wicked bad you should leave before it gets worse!

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Llama_Face89 33

If your shorts go to your ankles why not just wear pants?

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t765234 10

How else is a potential employer going to know to reject him?

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Tritribaby 0

Im a girl -_- that is my boyfriend.

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oddone14 9

Yeah it's called Indian burn in Canada but ouch!!!

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eyecon502 13

"this sex is on fire"...

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ClosetTroll 10

The scissors idea is old by now, I see.

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