By Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML
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redreynard 14

Nuts to your science! I have a gypsy in a vending machine!

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xpaulatanx 10

Wow, you sure married a winner. Now's the time to review your married life.

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pulse18 2

Aren't most wedding bands gold? And if so it shouldn't be damaged by chemiclals because gold is inert.

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Cinn_fml 22

Not to everything. Also, even if it were, what would happen when chemicals got between it and his finger, hmm? This is assuming he doesn't wear gloves anyway.

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2oc 5

I couldn't help but think of breqking bad after reading this.

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kimg0885 23

So even after she read the horoscope to not get married ,you did it anyways ,and this is what happened? We warned you op. ( reference to previous FML )

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functional 13

I guess OP was literally founded by dumb.

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mskimbelinapham 5

Wow, what a dumb woman. I feel bad for you, sir.

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ruinerx 1

Maybe it's time to find a new wife.

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