By kiddo - 28/01/2009 15:42 - United States

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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camperben 0

That guy in prison was the sperm donor. The guy who changed your diapers and lived with you for 18 years is your Father.

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starberries 0

What the hell does telling the kid have to do with being a gold digger? You're stupid.

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skimmer3008 0

for all the people who voted u totaly diserve it F U How the he'll does he deserv that!!!!

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palltaru 0

OP doesn't deverse it FYL ur real father is the one that acts like one he still loves you believe wats in ur heart not the sperm :)

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imfjlb 0

damn I'd blow up on her ass!!

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WeooBeans 14

The person who raised you is your Dad. It doesn't matter who the sperm donor is.

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ISinSoDoYou 0

now when you get shoved in college restroom stall while being pissed upon by an overweight jock named gurtty, your father can give u tips on how to kill him!....or is that just me? O.o

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dirtbiker3325_fml 0

#6- a half brother is different than a fake father, and a biological father who committed murder.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

The only problem here is that your mom lied to you, you still have a father figure, something that not everyone has these days.

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