By kiddo - 28/01/2009 15:42 - United States

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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camperben 0

That guy in prison was the sperm donor. The guy who changed your diapers and lived with you for 18 years is your Father.

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xojuicyy 0

ommmgg!! i feel soo bad! my friendish neighbors dad just got sent to prison! dont worry =]

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cselby 0

should stay with you for a couple hours, but like everyone else has said, the murdered in prison is just the guy who donated his sperm to give you life. other than that, he's a worthless piece of crap and you should be glad you got to spend your life with someone who actually cares than with some criminal.

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girlnamedkris 0

Ooh, intesne. FYL though for sure and have fun visiting him...

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rick_james_b17ch 0

wait did your non-biological father for 18 years also know he wasn't your biological father?

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NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Go visit him in prison and beat his ass up!

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aquarius6 0

That's a real sad fml, for once a real one at that. I'm so sorry for u.

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silly_kate 0

like so many people have said, that sick ************ in prison isn't your real father! he just gave the sperm! the man who helped you take your first steps, taught you to ride a bike, helped you with homework and has been there every minute of your life is your real father!!!

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