Transportation: Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl...

By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By living in the ugly treehouse - 14/02/2016 11:23 - Australia

Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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Sunday 6 May 2012 9:04

Time for a makeover?

Objectofdespair 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:06

Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder

Comments

elisegreen 4

Sunday 6 May 2012 13:50

That's what you get for being ugly and sweaty

perdix 29

Sunday 6 May 2012 13:56

I was getting all hot and bothered until I realized there was only one ugly, sweaty girl giving death stares. I planned to start riding Canadian buses just to recruit for my fantasy ménage a trois. I've always wanted to be the meat of an ugly, sweaty sandwich.

BloodMonger13 9

Sunday 6 May 2012 14:36

when a paper bag doesn't work use a plastic one...

CanadianCutie22 16

Sunday 6 May 2012 14:37

lol that's kinda funny !

lexxiii 17

Sunday 6 May 2012 14:37

I call fake. If you thought she was staring at you, wouldn't you at least see two people in the mirror?

bwtchinheels 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:38

72- true dat

luckylove869 7

Sunday 6 May 2012 14:52

How does that even work ??!

Yaen 18

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:02

Oof, maybe OP should take better care of herself and work on her neutral facial expressions! Things like this will make people hate you straight off the bat, just like OP did to her mirror image!

emilyhg 8

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:14

You were probably just havin a bad day, no worries :)

plasticsmile42 2

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:19

LOL, OMG. This made me crack up. So sorry OP that you didn't recognize yourself in the mirror.

jenniwestlake 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:44

How do you not realize its yourself???? Anyways you should never think of yourself or anybody ugly. Cause everybody has something that makes them beautiful. Cheesy I know.