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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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driscoll1985 0

John - "Hey Daisy - I just wanted to tell you that I really like you and was wondering if you would like to go out some time?" Daisy - "John thats really sweet, I really like you to, and I would just love to gout out some time" SLIGHT PAUSE John - "You ******* ****, dirtbox shaving fat cow, I hate you and wanna kill you" QUALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ZebraheadMoFo 0

call someone you like a ****? way to get laid dickead

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tatertot8284 0

Lol this whole post has me in stitches. You guys are too funny. Except you OP, you're just an idiot.

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Tikal_fml 0

Yeah, chicks dig it when you yell at them and call them *****, way to go bro!

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keax_fml 0

haha. YDI. that was lame. you fail at life.

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shamfml 0

#52, Schizophrenic isn't what you think it is... schizophrenia is extreme paranoia... his reaction clearly indicated he was paranoid of a prank beyond what any normal human being should be. Silly story.

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