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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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Peacenik 0

Wow, overreact much? I mean really, even if you thought it was a prank, why call her a ****? How does that make her a ****? A b-witch, yes, but a ****?

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Ja_Ja_Jess 0

awe buddy ...u kinda phucked up ...

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EasilyUnamused 2

I think your chaces with her have been slimmed down to none. Way to go, you're a psycho.

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Breadstix 0

You're an idiot. Nothing else except Idiot, Moron, Dumbass. I'm sorry but you over react too much

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neonoodle 0

I think the first 100 or so responses covered it, but I'll chime in: Anger management classes, psycho boy.

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hahayou12345 0

Bloody asshole. Stop being a ******* drama queen.

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IamRJ 0

The male genders greatest flaw - We over react, over analyze, and assume the worst in way too many situations. We really should hold a meeting and figure out how to correct it. lol

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