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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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blahdeda 0

Dude, you need to chill. Who screams like that?

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fmah_life 0

First of all, why would she do that as a joke. If she liked you and you liked her then I would imagine you guys had likely been friends or at least been flirtying for a while. Secondly, have you heard of the phrase "hey, are you still there?" might want to try that sometime.

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kaykay10xo 0

Wow! No one does that if. You liked her but u called her a ****....? Get help before u hurt some on. This is how serial killers act before hand......

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bubbleking 0

wow, a lack of understanding by everyone on this board. People throwing these insults around really sound insecure as well. obviously the OP has been the subject of torment before and reacted this way in his own defense. What would you say if you thought you were being ****** with by the one person you had feelings for? Either way, the OP should think before jumping to conclusions and never react so acutely...YDI....live and learn. Better luck next time!

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x0aka0x 0

reminds me of a cellphone commercial (the one with the dropped calls and stuff

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drunkenatheist 0

The problem isn't that the OP got upset thinking that this was a joke. The problem is that the first response he went to was to call the girl a ****. How the hell will you handle an actual relationship when it happens? What are you going to immediately jump to when you have an inevitable argument with your (way in the future) girlfriend? Punch her? How on Earth anyone could pick "FYL" for this one is beyond me. This is clearly a YDI.

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pleasetryagain 0

Wow. Thank god that girl found out what a dick you are before she did anything. DODGED THAT BULLET!

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ChickenAndRiceUK 0

over-reacted! u ****** up ur chances now!

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alexgisforme3 0

dude never call girls ***** like that...its never funny.

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that_guy01 0

this site is the epitome of the old adage "when you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME."

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