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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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Top comments

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

Comments

You're totally unstable. She's better off without you.

I don't understand why people flip out so fast about stuff. I don't scream about stuff unless I KNOW it's true and I'm extremely hurt or angry about it.

even if she didn't respond, you didn't have to call her a ****... and at least someone tells you they like you. YDI

xemnas420 0

Dude... what is wrong with you? If you are going to be that mean to someone without even knowing what is going on, you dont deserve anyone. She stops to make lunch and you might hit her. She's much better off without you.

goldfalsebond 0

what the **** is the point of having a mute button on a phone?

Holy crap. Way to overreact. If you really liked the girl I don't see how you could go make a total jack ass of yourself by doing something like that. You're an idiot. #186 - I think it's for nosy parents who like to listen in on there sun/daughters phone calls. Creepy, isn't it? xD

WTH is wrong with you??! As if you do that! I really think you need help, buddy!