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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 19:23 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

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By WTF - 14/07/2013 20:08 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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You deserved it 3 472

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML

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You deserved it 138

By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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You deserved it 3 891

By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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You deserved it 2 823

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 137

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By Ella - 11/09/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who lives in Texas, got into a relationship. He turned me down when I'd confessed my feelings for him because he “doesn’t do long distance.” The girl he’s with lives in the same city as me. We both live in Florida. FML

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You deserved it 135

By THANKS4theINFO - 23/05/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML

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You deserved it 38 729

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 19:57 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 205

You deserved it 162

CaptainSmith28 19

Friday 28 March 2014 23:25

Move back to Alabama. I'll bet even there you'll find someone more educated than that.

Nilorak 24

Friday 28 March 2014 23:22

Sweet home Alabama.

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tjw1616 21

Saturday 29 March 2014 1:15

lol what a dumb shit :/ good thing she broke up with you huh? :)

vlalam 24

Saturday 29 March 2014 1:16

Lol... U r better without her, trust me.. Btw, how did u find such a character?

Dontalktome 9

Saturday 29 March 2014 1:17

The dumb is strong in that one...

MrsPlague 11

Saturday 29 March 2014 1:20

Dodged a bullet there.

fawfulster 11

Saturday 29 March 2014 1:24

Agreed, OP is lucky.

SexyBabb13 3

Saturday 29 March 2014 1:52

Apparently, she thinks the South won the Civil War???

dexdex 8

Saturday 29 March 2014 1:53

Albania... Alabama.... Yep nope she is dumb. Get her a globe and learn.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 March 2014 2:05

Well the south in a way is a different country...but that shouldn't matter

Krb1995 5

Saturday 29 March 2014 2:17

That's insulting lol I'm from Alabama

molleyla 7

Saturday 29 March 2014 2:45

Good thing she dumped you. Now you won't have some stupid kids if you marry her.

carterjanelle 9

Saturday 29 March 2014 3:30

Shout out to you my fellow Michigander

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