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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 06:26 - United States

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Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By housepoor - 07/07/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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FMLandurstoo 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:22

selfish bitch

Nimmrodel 11

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:26

You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.

Comments

cindayy77 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:49

jeez, that sucks

krushr 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:50

Too bad for her. Move her stuff out and change the locks. Quick, while she's not looking!

purplepenguine 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 12:52

why would he its her own house she could arrest him

imabeast17 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:52

Well if you watch south park then you should know that...California is super cool to the homeless! Cartman said so himself!

roxycat97 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:00

what did u do?

Quagmire69 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:01

Now it's time to bang all her friends! Giggity! Giggity! Giggity!

FallCityFall 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:10

Garytt 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:02

hotel?

Sawako7 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:25

:( I'm sorry OP. She should let you stay until you can find another place. That's the least she could do. Good luck OP~

Nhk_fml 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:28

Yeah I would say that ur a bitch for doing this where the f** am I meant to go? Then I would stay till I could re-lease my house or find somewhere else