Love: Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with...

By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 05:05

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By housepoor - 07/07/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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FMLandurstoo 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:22

selfish bitch

Nimmrodel 11

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:26

You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.

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SpectSelf 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:41

put a flaming bag of shit in front of her door, knock, hide and watch her get poop all over her shoes.

Kate6 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:17

I've had this exact same thing happen to me in 2008. Except the girl in question also immediately shacked up with a guy I introduced her to, and I ended up having to move out of state to find an affordable place to live so I lost a lot of my personal possessions in the process.

theonlysweetpea 10

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:20

Is she stupid?

molly7 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:51

suck fur u

nikki_4eva 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:52

that's y we hav moms...

varkey 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:08

well, that sucks, but you got your stuff back right? if not, you can legally force her to give it back, and i guess if you sold some of your more expensive stuff you could buy a small apartment... or just move in with a relative FYL

oelfke 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:48

if your homeless now why are you posting on FML?

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:50

...because that's a perfectly legitimate FHL. You think as soon as someone is facing homelessness, they have to give up their iPhone (or equivalent smartphone)?!