By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg

By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg
Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
don't you just love word vomit? haha.
And you're alive after saying that?! XD
Yeah dude sure, that's what you meant -.-
OP knows how to get the ladies
Keywords
Smooth move mood killer
Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.