By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
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Think before you speak...now you know to do that
That killed the mood guaranteed.
Your coolness will surely even turn on frigidity
Your subconscious knows best
Well she could have asked you to help her in a sexy voice :)
How's the couch?
You idiot.
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Smooth move mood killer
Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.