By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Spooprfailed 7

Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

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RedPillSucks 31

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

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Think before you speak...now you know to do that

fuckmylife518 15

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend. I worry a lot about how I look but he always tells me I'm beautiful. Except today, when he whispered in my ear "You should lose some weight." FML YDI, dude, think before you speak.

Your coolness will surely even turn on frigidity

Well she could have asked you to help her in a sexy voice :)

rylie_moscato 8

You know your smooth when...

DatWeirdoDoe 9