Intimacy: Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 05/11/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 04:00

Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML

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By Oops54321 - 28/09/2009 07:12 - France

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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epicwaffles 7

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:57

Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:00

If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P

Comments

bryan788 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:27

If your daughter does not have daddy issues she does now. At least she has the right underwear for her future job.

lochiamochia 25

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:27

For the sake of your daughter's own mentality, I pray that photo shall never be spoken of, seen of, or otherwise mentioned of ever again.

Vanillanougat 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:28

Just hope you're GF doesn't take it as evidence of you having an affair! >_<

AuraX 7

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:39

33- your comment made me lol

TwinkleToesLOL 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 4:02

How awful of you.

superrocket19 17

Tuesday 12 March 2013 4:33

I still don't fully understand this one

xTrepidation 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 4:35

Should I be disturbed you can fit in your 16 year old daughters underwear?

InfamousLastWord 9

Tuesday 12 March 2013 5:13

You have a picture of your dad posing with your thong, a picture of your boyfriend posing with his daughter's thong, or quite literally a black thong? This is FML, you can't always assume it's safe to make assumptions about these types of things...