By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

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Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
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epicwaffles 7

Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P

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Pandamonia88 9

I cannot comprehend how you pose seductively with a thong.

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ballbearing 10

Me neither. I am trying to imagine it but other than him posing IN the panties...

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finnrambo 13

Where's his logic? "gf left to thong in the dryer, better pose with it"

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diaosi 4

This would be much funnier if you had accidentally sent the picture to your daughter.

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Ins0mau 20

Congrats! Gives 73 a medal.

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love_me_electric 20

Why would you assume the underwear is your girlfriend's if your daughter is also living with you? It could just as easily belonged to either of them, YDI.

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empbob 20

The truly FYL of this is that his package fits in his daughters thong.... So sad...

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hubbs666 2

No one old enough to have a 16 year old should be seductively posing with anything

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