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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

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By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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o8643 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:06

It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

m3l_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:12

Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

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BikerMike 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 13:45

you can pull my zipper down anytime :)

Horurerukul 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 13:53

hahaha wtf? FYL

Bored_One 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:20

For the record, I'm male. What I don't understand is how when a guy has casual sex, he's a "pimp" or "player" and it happens to be a good thing. BUT when a GIRL has casual sex, she's a ****, a *****, a tramp or any variation of the word. Females are allowed to have casual sex just as much as we are.

Anonymus7_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:39

Solid argument

AmoraLynn 6

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:56

I agree with you here, double standards are ridiculous. At least we could call both genders *****. Not really I don't think anyone has the right to judge another based on thier sexual prefrences.

mcsnelly 5

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:56

Yeah I agree that the double standards are stupid....but I wouldn't be calling anyone a pimp or anything "good" for having casual sex...I'd just be thinking they're a **** regardless of gender.....

Ajasstuff 0

Monday 28 June 2010 13:57

I have the answer to that. Why is it that when a guy sleeps around, he's a player, but when a girl sleeps around, she's a ****? A key that opens all locks is a great key. But a lock that any key can open is a shitty lock.

Ajasstuff 0

Monday 28 June 2010 13:59

But that is a great point, forgot to add that.

Anonymus7_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:43

Maybe he didnt like what he saw so he said that as an excuse

colormefancy 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:52

LOL!

avoidthegirl 6

Saturday 1 August 2009 18:34

This.

ChefBoy6382 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:54

obviously yuour too young since you refer to it as "do it." maybe you should wait til your mature enough to use words like sex, love, ****, etc...

that_guy321 2

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:59

OMG NO. NO HE DIDN'T. get over yourself. you should be flattered, he wanted to see you naked, he's just afraid to have sex, he's probably not sure whether or not he'll please you, as it's his first time and obviously not yours.

wowfmlife 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:19

He probably wanted his first time to be with someone hot and you just weren't good enough

deliapearl 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:30

he'll be back when he's ready

plexico 3

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:58

You could have told him that you could give him a ******* a he'd still be a virgin. Not exactly a win for you (unless you are Linda Lovelace), but it feels pretty stupid to be totally naked when the other person isn't. I've been there a couple of times.