By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 166
You deserved it 2 911

Same thing different taste

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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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Sounds like something was already falling apart for her...

She farted? That's it. Your relationship's over. Turns out, she's a guy, because girls don't fart.

Yeah, I would actually find that sweet but funny...a few years from now you guys will be laughing over it. Girls DO fart and need to go just as much as guys.

Airborn0280 18

Could have been a shart. Makes scents why she would leave for the bathroom in a hurry.

Probably just a case of bad timing. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Hell yeah! Wyf did u want her to do? Shit on u? Lol

noisebox 1

Any time you actually tell your girlfriend you love her it's always the beginning of the end...