Love: Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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sheerem 7

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:15

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

zachlibby 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:13

Nothing more romantic than a fart.

Comments

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:38

Least she said thanks , you just had unfortunate timing.

dfens 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:19

YDI, classy girls don't fart or shit.

Whistlee 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 14:09

Aww that's romanticc

donut_gurl 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 14:55

she probably had to poop really bad.. would you rather her stay and poop her pants just so she could listen to somthing that you could tell her when shes done?

15949058 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 15:15

sweet of you! but it isn't her fault nature calls. Sorry though for you that it happened at that time. and can someone tell me what OP means?

Outnuendo 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 15:22

If she hated you, she wouldn't have gone to the bathroom to get away. What's she supposed to do to get away from you in there? Dive out the window, somehow land on her feet, roll to the edge of the property, and then proceed to jump the neighbor's fence?

BuckNekkid 22

Wednesday 15 August 2012 15:25

sweet! a chic that you can trade farts with....to bad if you out farts you

daytoday21 10

Wednesday 15 August 2012 16:07

Not her fault either if she has to go you know. Ydi some for blaming and shaming "the love of Your life" for natural body functions. Sucks for both of you that the moment was tarnished.