By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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yomama97 5

maybe she really had to poop -.-

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nickolascronk 3

Get over it. That is not that bad. If she's farting in front of you she loves you and is secure in your relationship. Maybe she gambled on a fart and lost you dont know. Your relationship is fine your reading the signs wrong.

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zandalee 19

That is the most gorgeous baby I have seen this year!! Soooooo cute!

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wildthang428 10

Thank you! He's just a doll face! Keeps getting cuter and cuter as the months go by :-) lol

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Octain 13

I see what you did there ;)

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Octain 13

I see what you did there ;)

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lexiieeex3 32

Not really an FML. Everyone farts. Maybe she'd just sick. At least she told you that you were sweet.

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xmaximusx 12

Next time she wants to have sex say u have a headache, and proceed to turn on xbox

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zandalee 19

Righto! For the love of God. Do not become a marriage councilor!!

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astralvagan 20

I wouldn't read too much into it.... Maybe she had real bad diarrhea or didn't want to fart around you anymore.... She sounds like she was actually trying to be ladylike.

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iwadasn 32

It's not her fault if she had to go to the bathroom. You expect that to magically go away just because you wanted to have sex?

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