By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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immason 0

wow perdix thats kindof harsh lol people get sensitive about love youre gonna hurt ops feelings

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bsmith9942 11

He's right though. If she bolted that quickly she was prolly sick to her stomach and couldn't wait.

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immason 0

yeah i agree 100% but op sounds insecure perdixs comment isnt gonna help lol

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olpally 32

Yes op, girls fart and go to the bathroom... Moment somewhat ruined. Just let her do her business and get right back to what you're going to say.... Lol. Everybody poops op!! :D

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Was she saying, "aww, that's so sweet" about the fart? Or your words OP. Cause farts can be pretty sweet. AND YOU KNOW IT!!

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DarkDaedalus009 8

Farts make everything romantic

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DarkDaedalus009 8

Farts make everything romantic

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Lucysky 7

Gross. You might want to rethink your forever after. What a pig.

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bsmith9942 11

Yes, because I'm sure you've never been sick to your stomach. Grow up. It happens to everyone at some point or other and not always at a convenient time.

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XxWolvesBitexX 8

A pig? Because she farted and had to use the restroom? Are you kidding me?

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ReptarTheStar 6

Because a girl farts and has to use the bathroom makes her a pig? Look, I know girls don't poop and all, but just cuz they fart doesn't mean call them a pig

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TheFamilyElf 17

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Poor girl was probably mortified.

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xpaulatanx 10

Don't be put off by that, she just got done emulating Epic Meal Time.

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HSOMGF 5

Sounds like bad timing, so don't take it so seriously. Her farting in front of you is actually a good sign.

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